"ASS PILLOW" this is a new term that i have coined...thank you very much!
my husband and i just purchased a new king sized mattress to replace our old uncomfortable queen sized one that we never wanted to sleep in.
this new bed is like heaven. so firm and so soft at the same time (not sure how they accomplished this but they did). i'm excited to lay down on my big fluffy cloud every night so you can imagine my dismay when after closing my eyes and putting my head down gently on my comfy pillow i reached out for my body pillow that i lovingly cradle each and every night and met "ASS PILLOW".
he is not and never will be my friend!
"what is this"..."how can it smell like this?"..."is it just my mind playing tricks on me?"
i tried deceiving myself into thinking the smell was from the laundry or the kids or perhaps the air.
the plain and simple truth is that if something smells like ass, it's ass. except of course grated parmesan cheese. that smells like ass but is of course just cheese.
the long and short of it is that my husband sleeps naked some nights and must have come into contact with MY pillow and contaminated it.
new rule in the house :
1. no one shall sleep naked who hasn't taken a shower first!
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